Tonight on BET, R. Kelly gave his first public interview since being found innocent (?!) of child pornography. All 14 counts. (All of them) Toure did the questioning. Guilty in the court of public opinion, maybe. Still making dope songs, yes. See: 12 Play Fourth Quarter.

Toure: Do you like teenage girls?

R. Kelly: [Pause] When you say teenage, how old are we talking? [In other words, that depends what the meaning of the word "is" is]

Toure: Girls who are teenagers…

R. Kelly: 19?

Toure: 19 and younger.

R. Kelly: …I have some 19 year old friends. But I don’t like anybody illegal if that’s what we’re talking about–Underage…

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Toure: So this is over? Last time talking about it, and this won’t happen again, is that what you’re saying?

R. Kelly: [Smirk] This interview will never happen again.

“Freaky Sensation”